"Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies"

Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

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builttobulk:

secretlyybroken:

Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back

Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”

(Source: aciidmonkeys, via philosophicallust)

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

(via alivethroughwords)

avianeurope:

Smew (Mergellus albellus) »by cal cottrell

avianeurope:

Smew (Mergellus albellus) »by cal cottrell

ultra-overdosin:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck

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togepathetic:

cashier: that’ll be $29.50
me:

image

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joshpeck:

this isn’t the dog park

joshpeck:

this isn’t the dog park

(Source: cute-overload, via heyfunniest)

terrible-beauty:

slimydad:


My all time favorite sign I’ve seen near my house

i cant live like this

Strawbebbies

terrible-beauty:

slimydad:

My all time favorite sign I’ve seen near my house

i cant live like this

Strawbebbies

(Source: draculas-asshole, via foreveralone-lyguy)

dikubutto:

blackturtleneckcat:

it’s not rude to interrupt someone to point out a dog

It’s actually more polite because then they don’t miss out on a dog

(via official-mens-frights-activist)